Priceless!

I'm sitting here, talking to Chris, and the phone rings...

"Hello...Ed?" says a female voice..

"Um...noooo, this is Tina. Who's this?" I say...and the line goes dead. BUT...

I have caller ID!

So, I call the number back, and the convo goes like this:

Me: You looking for Ed?
Her: No, I think I dialed the wrong number...sorry..
Me: Wait!...You asked for Ed by name...you didn't dial a wrong number...who is this?
Her: Oh...um...I ah, someone left a number on my machine last night..and I was trying to figure out who it was..I'm sorry..I have to go.

And she hangs up. I didn't know whether to laugh, get mad...or what.

So....>cue evil laughter<

I used my cell and called back, and spoke very deep..

Me: Hey...Delinda? (the name on the caller ID)
Her: Ed! I'm so sorry, I called your wife by accident!
Me: This is Tina! You stupid bitch! *laughs*


God....I'm laughing so hard, I have tears in my eyes!

An I called Ed to tell him to not have his 'woman' call the house here...and he stammers and says it's a woman from work.

Then...he called back to get the phone number cause he wrote it down wrong!!

I can't stand it...I'm gonna die laughing!!!




I'd call her back and harass her, but...she's already got Ed.

So..that poor poor woman!!