Priceless!

I'm sitting here, talking to Chris, and the phone rings...

"Hello...Ed?" says a female voice..

"Um...noooo, this is Tina. Who's this?" I say...and the line goes dead. BUT...

I have caller ID!

So, I call the number back, and the convo goes like this:

Me: You looking for Ed?
Her: No, I think I dialed the wrong number...sorry..
Me: Wait!...You asked for Ed by name...you didn't dial a wrong number...who is this?
Her: Oh...um...I ah, someone left a number on my machine last night..and I was trying to figure out who it was..I'm sorry..I have to go.

And she hangs up. I didn't know whether to laugh, get mad...or what.

So....>cue evil laughter<

I used my cell and called back, and spoke very deep..

Me: Hey...Delinda? (the name on the caller ID)
Her: Ed! I'm so sorry, I called your wife by accident!
Me: This is Tina! You stupid bitch! *laughs*


God....I'm laughing so hard, I have tears in my eyes!

An I called Ed to tell him to not have his 'woman' call the house here...and he stammers and says it's a woman from work.

Then...he called back to get the phone number cause he wrote it down wrong!!

I can't stand it...I'm gonna die laughing!!!




I'd call her back and harass her, but...she's already got Ed.

So..that poor poor woman!!

Just shoot me now...

Okay...so after this nasty week...I'm at the Dr office getting Zack looked at, and what happens??


A woman backs into my parked car!
*sighs*

Why me?!?

But, she admitted fault, she has insurance, and no one was hurt so, that's something at least. But the left tail light doesn't work, and my turn signals are not working either. Bleah..

That's it..I'm staying in for the rest of the weekend...I'll just have dinner delivered. I don't care!

Poor Zack!!

Another day...another trip to the ER...

*sighs*

Just got back from taking Zack to the ER....for the second time this week.

First, he had the seizure, then on the same freaking day, he gets banged up in a car accident, and now...he has 22 stitches in his..err..well...right testicle.

Where to start...

He was bouncing around the living room at my mothers when he stepped on one of the floor grates for the heating system. And for some reason, the grate popped open, and one leg slipped through, and his one leg went all the way down. The edge of the grate (metal) sliced him open....waay open.

His right...'fella' was almost completely severed, and he lost some blood.

Anyway, he had to get 22 stitches to fix it all up. And now he's laying on the couch all woozy from the pain meds, still irritated at all the people who came in just to poke him.

I feel so sorry for him because I know that's just gotta hurt like Hell. The way this week is going...I'm heading to bed..

Someone wake me when it's safe.

Happy Birthday Sean!!

My youngest son, Sean Ryan...is now 15!!

Happy Birthday kiddo!

I swear, last week, they were just babies!!!

Week from Hell

Zack had another seizure today.

A big one. Scared the hell out of me. He's had them off and on for a few years. So we took him to the ER. Just in case.

And this was after Ed and I had another fight...

And to top off the lovely day, as soon as we got back from the ER, my father in law stopped in to see how he was doing.

After chatting for a bit, Russel decided to take them down to my moms as a favor to me.

No biggie. But, 10 minutes later, I get a call from my mom saying that a car had broadsided them! :o

Luckily, my boys were okay, they had their seat belts on, and the car has dual airbags that deployed, but we had to take Russel to the ER to get checked out. Zack has a small cut on his leg, but they were more scared than hurt.

His car is [i]totaled[/i], and the fucker that hit them took off!! But he hit another car on his way and she got his license plates. >:<

*sighs*

I just wanna go to bed and curl up and end this day....

Anger....or not.

Well, had another fight with the fucknugget.One that involved him not wanting to pay child support, and then kicking a dent in the side of my car...and then being called everything but my name.

At first, I was pissed, obviously, but then I started thinking.

No matter what...at the end of the day, he's alone...no friends, and even his family wont have him now. So, he's truly alone in the world.

And here I sit...with my family behind me, two wonderful kids, a good job, an awesome future, tons of friends in "real" life and on the net...and my sweet loving Chris. I know I'm loved. Very much so.


So. I win.

Weird stuff that Sean says

I'm sitting in the living room just watching TV, and Sean runs in all excited and says:

"Mom! I know how to get the crack addicted people off drugs! We'll get them really high, them make them watch Jurassic Park and put them on a roller-coaster! They'll think the dinosaurs are real and it'll scre them so much they'll quit drugs!"

Then he threw his hands in the air and ran out of the room.

*blinks*

oookay......